Wednesday, November 15, 2017

This Joke Stinks

What's the difference between a boot camp drill sergeant and someone who never changes their underwear?

One has privates in their ranks, the other has rank in their privates....

Trash Talk

Did you hear about the garbage bag that broke because its contents were too heavy?

I guess that was a bad one-liner....

Friday, November 25, 2016

Little Billy was learning about his family genealogy. He had conjoined twins for his first cousins. They eventually had a successful separation surgery, so Billy asked if he now had a second cousin once removed?

Tuesday, November 10, 2015

Close Cut!

I went to one of those hair cutting shops that serves beer.. I wound up getting buzzed...

Wednesday, August 26, 2015

Friday, August 21, 2015

Arg Matey These Prices Are High!

Why did the captain with the pegleg always pay full retail?

Because he wasn't a whole sailor!

Help for the Homeless

The city of Portland is earmarking a one million dollar project to provide resources for the homeless.. great news! The tough part for the web presence.. should they leverage SOAP or REST?

Tuesday, July 28, 2015

Jacob, John and Josh agree!

I met some nice folks who just so happened to be conjoined triplets. We had a great conversation, but it was odd how they kept referring to themselves in the third person.

Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Buzz Kill....

Every time I steal honey I break into hives...