Friday, November 25, 2016

Little Billy was learning about his family genealogy. He had conjoined twins for his first cousins. They eventually had a successful separation surgery, so Billy asked if he now had a second cousin once removed?

Tuesday, November 10, 2015

Close Cut!

I went to one of those hair cutting shops that serves beer.. I wound up getting buzzed...

Wednesday, August 26, 2015

Friday, August 21, 2015

Arg Matey These Prices Are High!

Why did the captain with the pegleg always pay full retail?

Because he wasn't a whole sailor!

Help for the Homeless

The city of Portland is earmarking a one million dollar project to provide resources for the homeless.. great news! The tough part for the web presence.. should they leverage SOAP or REST?

Tuesday, July 28, 2015

Jacob, John and Josh agree!

I met some nice folks who just so happened to be conjoined triplets. We had a great conversation, but it was odd how they kept referring to themselves in the third person.

Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Buzz Kill....

Every time I steal honey I break into hives...

Thursday, June 18, 2015

Dude, I'm Cooked!

Interesting tidbit about prep cooks: Both when gainfully employed, or begging for money on the street, income is derived from panhandling.

I Can See We Are Going To Get Along Swimmingly!

Every time I meet new people, my eyes swell up, get scratched, and become extremely painful. This keeps happening.

I finally went to my doctor. She suggested I stop adding people to my contacts.