Technolopee

My Grandma called, needing tech help. She was trying to print out a coupon for Depends, but was not able to. File, Print was not working. The Depends coupon printed when I had her try 'Control - P'.

Rubber stamp this one!

When Eve was created, it was the only time the term 'ribbed for your pleasure'applied to a man...

Bloatwear

After all this holiday eating, I need to upgrade my firmware to Spanx 2.0...

Gettin' Piggy With It

Oink-Aye! The last sound a pig makes before it becomes Canadian Bacon!

Munchies?

Ironically I made 'no-bake' cookies at 4:20 this afternoon.

All in!

I was really stinking it up the other night at video poker until the damn thing finally gave me a courtesy flush..

Stop! In the Name of Something...

I got invited to an ODOT Halloween party, where everyone was asked to come dressed as their favorite traffic control device. I got drunk, and blew the stop sign...