Tuesday, February 05, 2019

Seuss There it Is!

Soon you will be able to hear Dr. Seuss books read to you on any device by simply walking into a room and asking for it out loud. Wow, the amazing wonder behind the Internet of Things One and Things Two...

This one is pure Ear Corn

Today's joke: (Truck driver to Mr. Potato Head, the truck driver): "Mr. Potato Head, Mr. Potato Head, you got your ears on? Over."

Friday, June 08, 2018

Fit Bit

Fit Bit has partnered with Alcoholics Anonymous to create a new device. Each day you only have to reach 12 steps...

Saturday, March 03, 2018

Tooth Destroyer

After getting braces, I went to the office, and there was a big bowl of Star Wars candy. Grabbing a handful, I remembered what my orthodontist said, then sadly put back the ones that were Chewey...

Saturday, December 16, 2017

Pound Sand

My rental truck broke down in the Sahara Desert. My truck and I were finally rescued by some locals. Thank goodness for camel tows!

Friday, December 01, 2017


Harvey Weinstein, Bill O'Reilly, Matt Lauer, and Charlie Rose were all sitting around the campfire, reminissing.

Their stories were touching.

Wednesday, November 22, 2017

My Kinda Pi

Why does the math teacher always order the 2 x 2 breakfast?

Because it is a whole sum meal....

Wednesday, November 15, 2017

This Joke Stinks

What's the difference between a boot camp drill sergeant and someone who never changes their underwear?

One has privates in their ranks, the other has rank in their privates....

Trash Talk

Did you hear about the garbage bag that broke because its contents were too heavy?

I guess that was a bad one-liner....