Saturday, March 03, 2018

Tooth Destroyer

After getting braces, I went to the office, and there was a big bowl of Star Wars candy. Grabbing a handful, I remembered what my orthodontist said, then sadly put back the ones that were Chewey...

Saturday, December 16, 2017

Pound Sand

My rental truck broke down in the Sahara Desert. My truck and I were finally rescued by some locals. Thank goodness for camel tows!

Friday, December 01, 2017


Harvey Weinstein, Bill O'Reilly, Matt Lauer, and Charlie Rose were all sitting around the campfire, reminissing.

Their stories were touching.

Wednesday, November 22, 2017

My Kinda Pi

Why does the math teacher always order the 2 x 2 breakfast?

Because it is a whole sum meal....

Wednesday, November 15, 2017

This Joke Stinks

What's the difference between a boot camp drill sergeant and someone who never changes their underwear?

One has privates in their ranks, the other has rank in their privates....

Trash Talk

Did you hear about the garbage bag that broke because its contents were too heavy?

I guess that was a bad one-liner....

Friday, November 25, 2016

Little Billy was learning about his family genealogy. He had conjoined twins for his first cousins. They eventually had a successful separation surgery, so Billy asked if he now had a second cousin once removed?

Tuesday, November 10, 2015

Close Cut!

I went to one of those hair cutting shops that serves beer.. I wound up getting buzzed...