A husband and wife needed a little help with thier intimacy, so they scheduled a session with a couple's psychiatrist. After listening to them describe their issues, the doctor had an answer.
"I can tell you still love each other very much. What you need is a break from the ordinary.. something to spice things up. I'm going to prescribe you Kitchen Sex."
"We need a perscriprion for Kitchen Sex?" asked the wife. "I'm pretty sure that's going to be available over-the-counter!"