tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-313393572024-03-13T09:01:00.959-07:00Voice over My PeeDunehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17071376503329502247noreply@blogger.comBlogger142125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31339357.post-85250644890188391792023-03-21T18:36:00.003-07:002023-03-21T18:36:54.812-07:00Chat with VannaChat GPT was a contestant on Wheel Of Fortune. It lost, because the only vowels it ever bought were "A, I".Dunehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17071376503329502247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31339357.post-70692005970379151242020-10-11T23:10:00.003-07:002020-10-11T23:10:59.365-07:00Fast fish?Why do fish in fish tanks have more energy than fish in the ocean?
Because they have indoor fins...Dunehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17071376503329502247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31339357.post-73542742982585783622020-08-04T18:57:00.003-07:002020-08-04T18:57:50.724-07:00Buggy CodeI am working on an app that monitors insect fitness.. I put a cockroach, an ant, and a centipede on a treadmill. The ant and cockroach would not stay on it, so there are still some bugs I am trying to workout…Dunehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17071376503329502247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31339357.post-16138420514133278922020-06-25T21:56:00.003-07:002020-06-25T21:56:31.673-07:00EggcellentI took a bite of my omelette this morning and had a religious experience! Seemed a little strange until I looked at the egg carton and read that these eggs were pastor raised...Dunehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17071376503329502247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31339357.post-44441234648312913882020-03-23T20:31:00.001-07:002020-03-23T20:31:12.009-07:00Going viral...Just a few weeks ago, it was only the college kids that had to worry about getting a virus due to COED-19...Dunehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17071376503329502247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31339357.post-55400983529175979872019-02-05T21:10:00.000-08:002019-02-05T21:10:10.129-08:00Seuss There it Is!Soon you will be able to hear Dr. Seuss books read to you on any device by simply walking into a room and asking for it out loud. Wow, the amazing wonder behind the Internet of Things One and Things Two...Dunehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17071376503329502247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31339357.post-82668313000657427132019-02-05T19:27:00.000-08:002019-02-05T19:27:40.666-08:00This one is pure Ear CornToday's joke: (Truck driver to Mr. Potato Head, the truck driver): "Mr. Potato Head, Mr. Potato Head, you got your ears on? Over."Dunehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17071376503329502247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31339357.post-53551645451686311272018-06-08T22:58:00.002-07:002018-06-08T22:58:38.246-07:00Fit Bit Fit Bit has partnered with Alcoholics Anonymous to create a new device. Each day you only have to reach 12 steps...Dunehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17071376503329502247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31339357.post-66074688217034754002018-03-03T16:30:00.000-08:002018-03-03T16:30:00.737-08:00Tooth DestroyerAfter getting braces, I went to the office, and there was a big bowl of Star Wars candy.
Grabbing a handful, I remembered what my orthodontist said, then sadly put back the ones that were Chewey...Dunehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17071376503329502247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31339357.post-43138989243749914642017-12-16T20:42:00.002-08:002017-12-16T20:42:29.040-08:00Pound SandMy rental truck broke down in the Sahara Desert. My truck and I were finally rescued by some locals. Thank goodness for camel tows!Dunehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17071376503329502247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31339357.post-83768932346638925062017-12-01T22:07:00.001-08:002017-12-01T22:27:54.750-08:00Gross...Harvey Weinstein, Bill O'Reilly, Matt Lauer, and Charlie Rose were all sitting around the campfire, reminissing.<br />
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Their stories were touching.Dunehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17071376503329502247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31339357.post-42650570132991624832017-11-22T00:12:00.001-08:002017-11-22T00:12:35.851-08:00My Kinda PiWhy does the math teacher always order the 2 x 2 breakfast?<br />
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Because it is a whole sum meal....Dunehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17071376503329502247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31339357.post-9457463756275756102017-11-15T23:58:00.003-08:002017-11-15T23:58:20.049-08:00This Joke StinksWhat's the difference between a boot camp drill sergeant and someone who never changes their underwear?<br />
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One has privates in their ranks, the other has rank in their privates....Dunehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17071376503329502247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31339357.post-51955932575169753132017-11-15T20:12:00.002-08:002017-11-15T20:12:57.004-08:00Trash TalkDid you hear about the garbage bag that broke because its contents were too heavy?<br />
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I guess that was a bad one-liner....Dunehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17071376503329502247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31339357.post-49859536207375923722016-11-25T10:06:00.001-08:002016-11-25T10:06:13.030-08:00Little Billy was learning about his family genealogy. He had conjoined twins for his first cousins. They eventually had a successful separation surgery, so Billy asked if he now had a second cousin once removed?Dunehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17071376503329502247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31339357.post-54120240217465450482015-11-10T21:52:00.001-08:002015-11-10T21:52:13.284-08:00Close Cut!<span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.32px;">I went to one of those hair cutting shops that serves beer.. I wound up getting buzzed...</span>Dunehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17071376503329502247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31339357.post-91693933810297595202015-08-26T16:26:00.001-07:002015-08-26T16:26:03.772-07:00New PostNew PostDunehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17071376503329502247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31339357.post-32027170936062037972015-08-21T20:07:00.002-07:002015-08-21T20:09:42.060-07:00Arg Matey These Prices Are High!Why did the captain with the pegleg always pay full retail?<br />
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Because he wasn't a whole sailor!Dunehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17071376503329502247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31339357.post-9144017171147863902015-08-21T19:53:00.000-07:002015-08-21T19:53:02.538-07:00Help for the HomelessThe city of Portland is earmarking a one million dollar project to provide resources for the homeless.. great news! The tough part for the web presence.. should they leverage SOAP or REST?Dunehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17071376503329502247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31339357.post-67758085244421568792015-07-28T20:45:00.000-07:002015-07-28T20:45:21.870-07:00Jacob, John and Josh agree!I met some nice folks who just so happened to be conjoined triplets. We had a great conversation, but it was odd how they kept referring to themselves in the third person.Dunehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17071376503329502247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31339357.post-15511526224993289892015-06-30T12:50:00.002-07:002015-06-30T12:50:25.887-07:00Buzz Kill....Every time I steal honey I break into hives...Dunehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17071376503329502247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31339357.post-89112597227358707682015-06-18T08:04:00.001-07:002015-06-18T08:04:56.314-07:00Dude, I'm Cooked!Interesting tidbit about prep cooks: Both when gainfully employed, or begging for money on the street, income is derived from panhandling.Dunehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17071376503329502247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31339357.post-77124301276933280802015-06-18T08:01:00.002-07:002015-06-18T08:01:30.149-07:00I Can See We Are Going To Get Along Swimmingly! Every time I meet new people, my eyes swell up, get scratched, and become extremely painful. This keeps happening.<br />
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I finally went to my doctor. She suggested I stop adding people to my contacts.Dunehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17071376503329502247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31339357.post-43263447123635746252015-05-15T18:55:00.000-07:002015-05-15T18:55:03.095-07:00Swimming BitsI hired a new pool guy. I came home, and saw that there were a bunch of computer cases at the bottom of the pool. I asked him what what up, turns out he is dyslexic. He said he was adjusting the HP level...Dunehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17071376503329502247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31339357.post-91635057003523690612015-03-18T20:48:00.001-07:002015-03-18T20:48:52.029-07:00But can I still use my Bing Crosby pillow cases?I've uncovered the secret behind knowing everything there is to know in bed! Use Google Sheets!Dunehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17071376503329502247noreply@blogger.com0