Huh?

Q: What do you call a thumb drive wearing a tiny overcoat?

A: A flash drive!

I'd by that for a dollar...

Q: What do you call a dollar bill with no clothes?

A: Buck naked!

Meat filter??

If you sent an email with the subject line "Taste my hot salty meat", would it be flagged as SPAM?

Fiber

Well, no joke today. But we did get fiber to the house! I am hoping for better speed tests (we have 15Mb service) but it is already so much faster than DSL:

Who's thirsty?

If reptiles sleep around, can they get GatorAids?

Burn me.log

So if you want to experience a good conversation around the fire, would you burn a Chat Log??

A shout out to our peeps on the East Side!

She went away to Florida for a few year stint
Oh how I wish she was here for File and Print
And sushi and starbuks and pork-filled buns
With lots and lots of giggling fun

Although we do miss you so
Your new adventure will pay off (one bright side - no snow!)
And before you know it we'll see you again
But stay in touch until then!

We love you!

End users,,,,

This guy calles the helpdesk. "I can't take off my hat!!" he exclaimes.

"Turn off your CAPSLOCK" replies the technician.

Food for thought..

The most feared and respected Math Professor at the university was waiting at his desk, student teacher by his side. Three students were waiting out in the hall, about to enter his office. Each was going to plead his or her case as to why they had not been able to turn in their final exam on time. If the professor did not accept the excuse, they will fail the course.

The first student entered. "Well?" boomed the professor. "Why was your theorem not turned in on time?"

"Well," croaked the student, "I had to take my mother to the hospital."

"If you can have the doctor fax her medical papers to my office in the next fifteen minutes, I may consider your paper..."

The second student entered, hair frazzled and wearing yesterday's clothes. The professor again boomed out the question.

"I had a power surge hit my house, which wiped out my hard drive. I had to stay up all night re-typing it..." explained the student.

"If you can get the power company to fax me the outage details within the next fifteen minutes, I may consider your paper.

The third student entered, covered in food. The professor again asked why the theorem was late. The student plopped down a cafeteria tray full of chocolate, in which a corner of what looked to be paper poked out. "I got caught in the middle of a horrible fo..."

The Professor held out his hand. "Enough!" He reached down, scooped up some of the chocolate, and tasted it. "You may leave. Your paper will be accepted."

The student teacher turned to the Professor. "But sir, why did you not ask the last student to explain himself??"

"He does not have to vouch for anything” replied the Professor. "The Proof is in the pudding."

And in other news...

Q: What does and aging stripper and a failing politician have in common?

A: They both work the poles pretty hard, but in the end, there's not much interest....

Sigh....

So I went to my doctor and received an annual checkup. Everything was fine, but I came out of the office feeling down in the mouth. I was not sure why, then it hit me: She used a tounge depressor....

Paper trail...

So this guy sends a print job out to 8.5x14 and shows his buddy who exclaims, "WHOA! WAIT A MINUTE, IS THAT LEGAL?!?!

Satly Tasty Ham...

So I went to www.spam.com, signed up for the weekly email notification, but my @#!?! ISP keeps keeps blocking the email. They keep telling me there is nothing they can do about their SPAM filter...

I've got my eye on you....

If a one-eyed guy winks at you, isn't he really just blinking?

Rude critters...

So I'm driving home today, miding my own business, when all these bugs started gettn'-up-in-my-grill!

ABC

I was eating a bowl of Alphabet soup the other day, and interestingly enought, S-H-I-T tasted like chicken....

Scarry!

Anyone bought a new laptop lately? How about a hardware keylogger compliments of the Patriot Act! Yikes, I think I'll stick with my Fry's do-it-yourself clunky PC build...

So I went to a Halloween party last year dressed as pate. No one would talk or hang out with me! Frustrated, I finally blurted, "What am I, chopped liver?!"

Run!

Any of the thousands of folks reading this like to jog? I try to keep at it. A really cool site to map your runs (or walks, whatever) is mapmyrun.com

It uses Google maps, tracks the distance, etc. Runs can be published to the pulbic, or kept private. Search for 'dunster' to see the runs I've put in, if you are really board.

My first post

I have finally broken down and decided to create a blog. Hm. We'll see.