Thursday, July 21, 2011

All in!

I was really stinking it up the other night at video poker until the damn thing finally gave me a courtesy flush..

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Stop! In the Name of Something...

I got invited to an ODOT Halloween party, where everyone was asked to come dressed as their favorite traffic control device. I got drunk, and blew the stop sign...

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Here comes the bride!

Q: Where do grooms in Chicago buy their rings?

A: DaaaaaaBeers!

Very rough draft...

I tried writing a paper all about beer but couldn't concentrate anymore after the 6th draft....