Not sure what's up with the religious kick.....

So I do tech work on the side, and a local Catholic church needed some help with their server, and they had no one on staff to do tech support.

I headed into the office, and bread and wine were leaking out of the box. I popped the case, and the source of the leak was from the hard drive. I was puzzled, until I realized that this was indeed the Mass Storage Device...

The Lord Online...

So I was reading up about Jesus on-line and wound up finding an E-Manual.....

Locked and Cocked and Itchy....?

Q: Why did the NRA Summer Youth Camps stop using bug spray?

A: Well, we all know what happened the LAST time they told a group of kids to Off! themselves...