Survey Says....

The makers of Viagra put out a survey to see if there was any need to develop the drug. Turns out, a lot of men responded to the quick pole....

Slurp...

Q: What's the best way to eat Alphabet soup?

A: With a U-tensil

Mow Me!

Did you hear about the dyslexic chick that kept breaking up with her boyfriends using John Dear letterhead?

Chomp!

So I am on a new tech-based diet, but I am actually gaining weight. I asked my doctor about it, she asked if I knew what term 'MegaBite' meant....

Disable What Cookie?

So I was applying for credit online, but the form would not update properly. I called support, they did some troubleshooting and said it appeared I was using the cashed version....

Infected!

My Computer is suddenly wearing nice jeans and a button-up! I guess I got infected with Mallware?

Hanging by a thread...

So a friend of mine was looking for a marionette, and I happened to have one that I did not need. He asked if there were any strings attached and I said of course not you can just have it and he said what's the point....