All hail!

Q: Look through history, why no kings named Joe?

A: How could you ever be taken seriously if you were Joe King?

Burning time...

So a Swiss watch factory burned down, and the some of the folks died. The autopsy revealed it was due to second-hand smoke....

Sleepy...?

User calling Support:
"My Mac as fallen asleep, and won't wake up."

Technician:
"Is it a Snow White...?"