My Teacher Bites...

I signed up my dog for school and he literally became the teacher's pet....

La-hooo, Sa-her...

So I stumbled across this new antisocial networking site and saw that it could only have one member....

Workin' it!

I laid on the floor, and balanced a 6-pack on my abs for a few minutes...

Mom, Dad, Toot....

Anyone else find it a bit ironic that palindrome spelled backwards is emordnilap?