Buzz Kill....

Every time I steal honey I break into hives...

Dude, I'm Cooked!

Interesting tidbit about prep cooks: Both when gainfully employed, or begging for money on the street, income is derived from panhandling.

I Can See We Are Going To Get Along Swimmingly!

Every time I meet new people, my eyes swell up, get scratched, and become extremely painful. This keeps happening.

I finally went to my doctor. She suggested I stop adding people to my contacts.