Chat with Vanna

Chat GPT was a contestant on Wheel Of Fortune. It lost, because the only vowels it ever bought were "A, I".

Fast fish?

Why do fish in fish tanks have more energy than fish in the ocean? Because they have indoor fins...

Buggy Code

I am working on an app that monitors insect fitness.. I put a cockroach, an ant, and a centipede on a treadmill. The ant and cockroach would not stay on it, so there are still some bugs I am trying to workout…

Eggcellent

I took a bite of my omelette this morning and had a religious experience! Seemed a little strange until I looked at the egg carton and read that these eggs were pastor raised...

Going viral...

Just a few weeks ago, it was only the college kids that had to worry about getting a virus due to COED-19...

Seuss There it Is!

Soon you will be able to hear Dr. Seuss books read to you on any device by simply walking into a room and asking for it out loud. Wow, the amazing wonder behind the Internet of Things One and Things Two...

This one is pure Ear Corn

Today's joke: (Truck driver to Mr. Potato Head, the truck driver): "Mr. Potato Head, Mr. Potato Head, you got your ears on? Over."

Fit Bit

Fit Bit has partnered with Alcoholics Anonymous to create a new device. Each day you only have to reach 12 steps...

Tooth Destroyer

After getting braces, I went to the office, and there was a big bowl of Star Wars candy. Grabbing a handful, I remembered what my orthodontist said, then sadly put back the ones that were Chewey...

Pound Sand

My rental truck broke down in the Sahara Desert. My truck and I were finally rescued by some locals. Thank goodness for camel tows!

Gross...

Harvey Weinstein, Bill O'Reilly, Matt Lauer, and Charlie Rose were all sitting around the campfire, reminissing.


Their stories were touching.

My Kinda Pi

Why does the math teacher always order the 2 x 2 breakfast?

Because it is a whole sum meal....

This Joke Stinks

What's the difference between a boot camp drill sergeant and someone who never changes their underwear?

One has privates in their ranks, the other has rank in their privates....

Trash Talk

Did you hear about the garbage bag that broke because its contents were too heavy?

I guess that was a bad one-liner....

Little Billy was learning about his family genealogy. He had conjoined twins for his first cousins. They eventually had a successful separation surgery, so Billy asked if he now had a second cousin once removed?

Close Cut!

I went to one of those hair cutting shops that serves beer.. I wound up getting buzzed...

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Arg Matey These Prices Are High!

Why did the captain with the pegleg always pay full retail?

Because he wasn't a whole sailor!

Help for the Homeless

The city of Portland is earmarking a one million dollar project to provide resources for the homeless.. great news! The tough part for the web presence.. should they leverage SOAP or REST?

Jacob, John and Josh agree!

I met some nice folks who just so happened to be conjoined triplets. We had a great conversation, but it was odd how they kept referring to themselves in the third person.