What did you say Sonny?

Fountain of Youth jokes... they just never get old..

Dating Rocks!

A buddy of mine tried out this new Carbon Dating Service, and apparently they hooked him up with some old fossil...

Wolverine!

I just washed my lunch dishes, and now they smell like radiator fluid and pee. I guess next time I won't use the Red Dawn....

Water Bubble?

Not even Super Hero's are immune to this economy! Just today I read that Aqua Man's house is STILL underwater!

Hip Hop Wrap

When the Elves are working 24/7 leading up to Christmas, I bet they listen to wrap music to stay motivated.

Technolopee

My Grandma called, needing tech help. She was trying to print out a coupon for Depends, but was not able to. File, Print was not working. The Depends coupon printed when I had her try 'Control - P'.

Rubber stamp this one!

When Eve was created, it was the only time the term 'ribbed for your pleasure'applied to a man...

Bloatwear

After all this holiday eating, I need to upgrade my firmware to Spanx 2.0...

Gettin' Piggy With It

Oink-Aye! The last sound a pig makes before it becomes Canadian Bacon!

Munchies?

Ironically I made 'no-bake' cookies at 4:20 this afternoon.

All in!

I was really stinking it up the other night at video poker until the damn thing finally gave me a courtesy flush..

Stop! In the Name of Something...

I got invited to an ODOT Halloween party, where everyone was asked to come dressed as their favorite traffic control device. I got drunk, and blew the stop sign...

Here comes the bride!

Q: Where do grooms in Chicago buy their rings?

A: DaaaaaaBeers!

Very rough draft...

I tried writing a paper all about beer but couldn't concentrate anymore after the 6th draft....

This one is sew sew...

I was having a hard time remembering how to cross-stitch, so I went online and found a great discussion thread.

Boot Camp!

I tried this new camping workout. Man, it is totally in tents!

Oops....

SEAL died while out partying.

Apparently, his agent tried to warn him about clubbing...

Why are you so crabby?

Q: What do you call a crab who does not know his father?
A: A shellfish bastard!

7.5 Mile....

I just bought Eminem's new album but it melted in hand befor I got to my car :(.

Kick That Ringer!

I made a mobile out of cell phones for my son's crib, and was so proud of him when he made his first bootie call!