May I Cut In (to you)?

I waltzed with the bacon, did the tango with the T-bone, and the two-step with the porter house. Man, I love Meat Balls...

Best. Grass. Ever.

Read that it was Hug A Vegetarian Day! Drat.. none around me... I guess I'll have to go hug a grass fed cow... then eat it.

I Like It When You Talk Clean..

If I ran a dental office, I'd hire a front desk person named 'Gene'. Cause then there would be a LOT of people saying, "Hi Gene!". And I'd probably snicker.

DAMN RIGHT I CAN LEAVE THE TOILET SEAT UP!

And in other news: Area health officials became concerned when growing number of men started visiting their doctors, complaining having to rush out of bed to the bathroom due to urgent urination issues and being 'angry as all get-out'. Further analysis revealed all of these men had recently purchased memory foam mattresses from the local super store over the holiday weekend; leading to the condition now dubbed as 'Temper Pee Dick'.

Code Dump!

Developer: "Man! I have been coding non stop! This week, I have been doing nothing but living, breathing, and eating HTML!" Friend: "Are you peeing HTML?" Developer: "Uh, not yet?" Friend: "OK Good. Let me know if you do, I know a great URL-ologist."

It's All Relative....

Oh I get it... Mother Earth and Auntie Gravity...

Calmer code?

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You're it!!

Some say there are no new ideas... Take 'hash tag'... college kids have been doing that since the 60's....