Friday, August 18, 2006

And in other news...

Q: What does and aging stripper and a failing politician have in common?

A: They both work the poles pretty hard, but in the end, there's not much interest....

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Sigh....

So I went to my doctor and received an annual checkup. Everything was fine, but I came out of the office feeling down in the mouth. I was not sure why, then it hit me: She used a tounge depressor....

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Paper trail...

So this guy sends a print job out to 8.5x14 and shows his buddy who exclaims, "WHOA! WAIT A MINUTE, IS THAT LEGAL?!?!

Satly Tasty Ham...

So I went to www.spam.com, signed up for the weekly email notification, but my @#!?! ISP keeps keeps blocking the email. They keep telling me there is nothing they can do about their SPAM filter...