Wednesday, April 18, 2007

From a winner at the first annual Marshmallow Chick Awards:

"...I'd like to give a shout out to me peeps...."

All rise....?

A porn star was accused of a heinous crime, and was brought to trial. The end result: She got off.

Hung jury.

Old McDonald had a farm..

Two farmers with adjoining properties had both harvested their wheat crop into large piles. Near the end of the day, a terrible wind storm blew in and scattered the wheat onto each other's property. The farmers began arguing over who's wheat was who's..
"That's my grain!" exclaimed the first farmer.
"No, that's MY grain! "shouted the second.
"No, I said that's my grain!" screamed the first.
"Alright, enough already," replied the second. "Trying to figure out what's my grain is giving me a terrible headache!"

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Potato what???

So I heard Mrs. Potato Head went down on Fidel Castro.... something to do with him being a Dick Tator....

Sunday School...

(Small child to Sunday School Teacher)

...So did Jesus just turn real bunnies into chocolate???