Wednesday, December 31, 2014

Is that for gargling?

I am comparing one of my New Year's Eve jokes to my Summer's Eve joke, but it's turning out to be a wash...

Thursday, December 04, 2014

0 to Pissy in 8 Seconds!

I was calmly reading a book about the history of Dodge trucks but got instantly hot when I flipped to the Ram page!

We Gotta Bleeder!

Why did Santa grow a beard? When he shaved, he got tired of the daily St. Nicks.

Monday, December 01, 2014

Rocket Flush

What do residential plumbers and rocket scientists have in common? I.C.B.M.'s.