Wednesday, July 07, 2010

Can you hear me now?

Computer Support Line:

"So you still don't hear any sound? OK... what color is the port that the speakers are plugged into....Blue? That's the microphone.... move it to the green port... that worked? Great! So the reason you did not have sound is because you were a jack off..."

Friday, July 02, 2010

You gonna finish that?

A couple of horses went to eat lunch. One says to the other, "Can I borrow that bag of oats? I forgot my lunch."

The other replies, "Sure... but I'd appreciate some feedback."