Wednesday, April 28, 2010

All hail!

Q: Look through history, why no kings named Joe?

A: How could you ever be taken seriously if you were Joe King?

Monday, April 19, 2010

Burning time...

So a Swiss watch factory burned down, and the some of the folks died. The autopsy revealed it was due to second-hand smoke....

Friday, April 16, 2010


User calling Support:
"My Mac as fallen asleep, and won't wake up."

"Is it a Snow White...?"