Pound Sand

My rental truck broke down in the Sahara Desert. My truck and I were finally rescued by some locals. Thank goodness for camel tows!

Gross...

Harvey Weinstein, Bill O'Reilly, Matt Lauer, and Charlie Rose were all sitting around the campfire, reminissing.


Their stories were touching.

My Kinda Pi

Why does the math teacher always order the 2 x 2 breakfast?

Because it is a whole sum meal....

This Joke Stinks

What's the difference between a boot camp drill sergeant and someone who never changes their underwear?

One has privates in their ranks, the other has rank in their privates....

Trash Talk

Did you hear about the garbage bag that broke because its contents were too heavy?

I guess that was a bad one-liner....