Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Gettin' Piggy With It

Oink-Aye! The last sound a pig makes before it becomes Canadian Bacon!

Sunday, October 09, 2011


Ironically I made 'no-bake' cookies at 4:20 this afternoon.

Thursday, July 21, 2011

All in!

I was really stinking it up the other night at video poker until the damn thing finally gave me a courtesy flush..

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Stop! In the Name of Something...

I got invited to an ODOT Halloween party, where everyone was asked to come dressed as their favorite traffic control device. I got drunk, and blew the stop sign...

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Here comes the bride!

Q: Where do grooms in Chicago buy their rings?

A: DaaaaaaBeers!

Very rough draft...

I tried writing a paper all about beer but couldn't concentrate anymore after the 6th draft....

Monday, June 27, 2011

This one is sew sew...

I was having a hard time remembering how to cross-stitch, so I went online and found a great discussion thread.

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Boot Camp!

I tried this new camping workout. Man, it is totally in tents!

Thursday, June 16, 2011


SEAL died while out partying.

Apparently, his agent tried to warn him about clubbing...

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Why are you so crabby?

Q: What do you call a crab who does not know his father?
A: A shellfish bastard!

Tuesday, April 05, 2011

7.5 Mile....

I just bought Eminem's new album but it melted in hand befor I got to my car :(.

Kick That Ringer!

I made a mobile out of cell phones for my son's crib, and was so proud of him when he made his first bootie call!

Thursday, January 27, 2011

My Teacher Bites...

I signed up my dog for school and he literally became the teacher's pet....

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

La-hooo, Sa-her...

So I stumbled across this new antisocial networking site and saw that it could only have one member....

Monday, January 24, 2011

Workin' it!

I laid on the floor, and balanced a 6-pack on my abs for a few minutes...

Mom, Dad, Toot....

Anyone else find it a bit ironic that palindrome spelled backwards is emordnilap?