Not sure what's up with the religious kick.....

So I do tech work on the side, and a local Catholic church needed some help with their server, and they had no one on staff to do tech support.

I headed into the office, and bread and wine were leaking out of the box. I popped the case, and the source of the leak was from the hard drive. I was puzzled, until I realized that this was indeed the Mass Storage Device...